| my kittykat |
[Jul. 27th, 2007|10:21 am] |
It has occurred to me that I haven't really posted on here. More shocking than that, I haven't posted about Pye!
Pye (or Pyewackett) is about 17 pounds. He is also insane. He flees from strangers, tolerates my dad, kind of likes my mom, and follows me around like a big dumb dog. He isn't that bright, it must be admitted. He really likes licking my hand. He has an unfortunate tendency to attack the other animals in the house, or for that matter, anything that moves.
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| incredibly long quiz stolen from Aria. Don't read if you don't want to know. |
[Mar. 14th, 2007|06:35 pm] |
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01. Had sex? Well, yes.
02. Had oral sex? Oui.
03. Had anal sex? No. Owch.
04. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Not in one session.
05. Devoted a whole day to sex? Once. . .
06. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No.
07. Received open praise for sexual technique? *giggles mysteriously*
09. Fallen or lost balance during sex? No. I should someday.
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes.
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yes.
12. Had sex while totally dressed? No. another one to try.
13. Had sex while standing up? No.
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? No.
15. Had sex during yours or her "monthly visit"? Yes. Not too bad with shower.
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? No.
17. Used ice erotically? No.
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? No.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? Can we not speak of that?
20. Used a sex toy? No.
21. Bought a sex toy? No, being underage.
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? No.
23. Used other food products besides chocolate? No.
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? No.
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? No.
26. Given sex in sympathy? Kind of. It sucked.
27. Had sex with a virgin? Twice.
28. Ever cheated? No. Hope never to.
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? No.
30. Given head / eat a girl out? The former.
31. Had sex with a teacher? No.
32. Had sex with a boss? No.
33. Had sex with a relative? No way.
34. Had sex sessions lasting over 3 hours? Not actual sex, but I suppose if you count other stuff, yes.
35. If so, how long? I don't watch the clock that closely. If I am, it sucks.
36. Had homosexual sex? No.
37. Had multiple orgasms? No.
38. If so, how many?
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? No.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No. Need to try the latter. I love foreign languages. They are v. v. sexy.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? No.
43. Made your partner cum more then 5 times in one session? No. Most 16-year-olds aren't quite there yet.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? No.
45. Ever had violent sex? Not incredibly so.
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No!
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No.
49. Had sex in a public place? No. Must try this.
50. If so, where? N/A
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? No.
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? No. Another one on the try list.
53. Had sex in a stationary car? No.
54. Had sex in a moving car? No.
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? The quoi?
56. Had sex outdoors at night? That'd be romantic!
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No.
58. What's your favorite position? I am not yet sure.
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No.
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? No.
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? No.
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? No.
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No. Alas, I do not work.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? No.
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No. Might have to do that. Especially on an airplane.
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? Things to try list #200 :)
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? I want to, but haven't.
68. Had sex in an elevator? Dammit, no.
69. Had sex in a cemetery? That would be odd.
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No. Must do so.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? No way.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? No!
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Does accidentally discovering one where you really didn't think you would count?
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? No.
75. Seen a live stripper? No. I don't give my money to people objectifying themselves.
76. Seen a live sex show? No.
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? Absolutely not.
78. Showered with a partner? I wish. Parental presence has cut off such opportunities.
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, mooned)? Once.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? No.
81. Stripped for someone? No.
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No.
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No thank you.
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No.
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? No.
86. Showered while someone watched? No.
87. Masturbated? Not recently.
88. Masturbated while someone watched? No.
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? See above.
90. Masturbated covertly in public? No.
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No.
92. Been walked in on while having sex? Almost by my dad. Lol.
93. Walked in on someone having sex? No, but I think that will change. I am headed to university soon.
94. Had phone sex? Yeah. . .
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? No.
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? Yeees. . .
97. Been photographed nude? Yeees. . .
98. Been photographed having sex? No.
99. Been videotaped having sex? No.
Sex Survey Part Two
Age/sexual preference: 17, straight
Have you ever had sex? yes.
How often would you say you have sex? Not as often as I'd like.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16.
How often do you masturbate? Not at all, unless you count mentally. In that case, all the time.
Do you masturbate picturing a person or just an act? N/A, unless you count mental masturbation (one of my current favorite activities), and then I typically think of both.
Do you have sex dreams? Occasionally. . .
How often do you have sex dreams? Not often.
Is it a stranger or someone you know that you have sex with in your dreams? I can't remember.
Have you ever wanted to have sex with a stranger? I want to right now.
Have you ever been cummed on? No.
Have you ever asked to be cummed on? No.
Have you ever licked cum off of someone? No.
Are you dominant or submissive? I prefer to be submissive.
Do you like to be spanked? No. I have a low pain threshold.
Do you like to be smacked? No.
In the face? Hell no.
Do you like to be tied down or cuffed? No.
Do you like anal sex? No. Nasty and painful.
How often would you say you have anal sex? Never!
Do you think its better than sex? It IS sex, but a type I won't do.
What do you think is a good size penis? Anything that isn't incredibly huge.
A good size breast? I'm not particularly interested.
Where's the weirdest place you have had sex? No place that's really weird.
Have you ever had sex in front of people? No.
Have you ever had sex with someone else in the room sleeping? No.
Have you ever had a threesome? Was this not asked before? Answer's still no.
Foursome? Same as above.
More some? Same as above.
Have you ever wanted to? Maybe a threesome, but only once for kicks.
Have you ever kissed someone of your same sex? No.
Did you like it? N/A
Ever have oral sex with someone of the same sex? No.
Ever use a vibrator? No
Ever went near the ass during masturbation? No!
Ever have someone finger your ass? No!
Eat it? EW!
Ever finger someones ass? NO!
Ever eat someones ass? NO!
Ever pee on someone/or let someone pee on you? No, ew.
Do you like the taste of cum? Yes.
Ever have someone cum in your ass/or cum in someones ass? No, for christ's sake.
Ever tasted your own cum? I'm not a guy.
Ever have someone lick your feet? No.
Ever lick someone else's feet? No. What is it with foot fetishists anyway? I have hideous feet.
Do you enjoy sensual massages? Oh hell yes.
Ever use anything for masturbation that wasn't made to do that? No.
When was the last time you had sex? Not recently enough.
How often do you watch porn on the net? I don't.
Look through porno mags? I don't.
Have porn tapes? Why all the porn questions? Look, I am female. Porn isn't made for females. It's made for stupid teenage boys and similar lonely morons.
DVDs?Porn DVDs? See above.
Ever been in porn? No way.
Ever been on a website naked? No. That is dangerous territory.
Ever made your own porn? Not really.
Whats the most people you had sex with in one day? 1.
Do you think you're just a little slutty? Maybe a little. |
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